AK 47

The Russian trash version of American assault rifles

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by giu;asrdhfil.aegdaeg January 11, 2021

AK-47

GOD

All hail the AK-47 in its almighty greatness

by FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCIIIIIIIII October 24, 2018

Dirty AK

While performing sexual intercourse, you pull out an AK machine gun and ram into your partners butt whole while singing "I got the power"

Yo I need to clean my gun after doing a dirty ak on abby lastnight.

by Dirty AK June 23, 2023

AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.

Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.

by SovietUnionForeverBitches2024 June 9, 2024

ak;fk

1. some of the buttons pressed on a keyboard when a hand is slammed down on it

2. the name of a file on your computer

You: ak;fk
Them: what?

File Name: ak;fk

by Your Name Heres May 18, 2011

AK-47

This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.

SGT. Gunny Highway: "This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."

by Neo-Chan January 25, 2022

AK

Exactly what you don't want to see pointed at you.

"Whoa... We can settle this... No need to pull out the AK."

by Who the hell am I? February 19, 2021