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fridge amnesia

The act of checking ones fridge for nibbles/munch not finding anything checking the entire kitchen then going back to fridge hoping something has appeared.
This act is most likely performed several times before settling for a less favourable snack of giving up entirely.
Lillian: what's Agatha doing?
Doris: she has fridge amnesia again.
lillian: that's forth time tonight
Agatha : damn it ill have to have an apple
by Random Doris December 16, 2014
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Nagging Amnesia

Short term amnesia that occurs when a man is being nagged by a woman. The man experiences no recollection of what the woman has said in the past time span of about 10 seconds before he can tune back in.
Chris experienced nagging amnesia when talking to Kate and completely blocked out the fact that it was her grandma's birthday that day after her just saying it.
by kateisnumberone December 28, 2014
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Source Amnesia

The phrase someone uses when they do not want to admit how they know something weird without sounding stupid.
I asked sarah how she knew how toilet water tasted. But she claimed she did not know due to source amnesia
by Mmmmo February 9, 2017
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southern agression

When becoming angry your accent turns southern
Playing game of monopoly with your friends you may experience southern agression.
by King Ezekiel April 28, 2019
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Corporate amnesia

When a corporate directive is given, resources allocated and countless hours spent on an initiative, only to be questioned later (by the executive who actually gave the directive) why this directive is being executed and demanding to know who gave the directive.
Executive: I demand to know why we spent $958,000 on studying the t-sprocket usefulness when clearly we’re getting out of the t-sprocket business.

About to be fired employee: you did, sir. The executive was inflicted with corporate amnesia but fired the employee anyway.
by Grant Rampus August 30, 2019
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talia agreste

hmmmmm my future last name so back off cat noirs mine
by kill-liela-here June 22, 2021
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Internet Amnesia

That moment when you open a new tab and are about to do something - then you totally forget what you were doing.
Person 1: I was mindlessly wasting my life away on Tumblr so I decided to open a new tab and OH SHIT WHAT THE F*CK was I going to do.

Person 2: Shit, you must have internet amnesia.
by ToeKneeAhn April 18, 2011
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