australia

The best country in the world.
Us British see the sun and beaches and cry a little inside.
The country everyone wants to see become the next world superpower. There or India. Currys rock.

Mmmmmm curry

"Hey, it's Neighbours!"
"Cool"
"It's Australian!"
"Cool"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!"
"Shut the hell up and watch"

by But the UK's still good too January 4, 2007

Australia or New Zealand

Pretty much the best two countries in the world.
Bet you wish you from either of these countries.

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Man, I wish I could be from Australia or New Zealand, they're just so cool, ay!?

by Yajbfvbuierbv March 24, 2008

Australian Kiss

A French kiss down under.

An Australian kiss is a French kiss performed on a woman below the waist.

by ccnotdd April 6, 2010

australian pedophile

Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.

Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?

by jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim February 24, 2010

Australian Spiderman

The act of taking the ring and middle finger, inserting them inside a woman's vagina, and beckoning the way Spiderman does while flinging webs in the movie.

Jason: "Aryam wouldn't let me inside until I gave the Australian Spiderman. That had her yelping like a bitch in heat!"

by Mr. Magnum January 1, 2009

australian

people that live in Australia.
people with the best accents ever.

G'day mate. I'm speaking Australian.

by cookiequeens December 23, 2009

Australia Kiss

Its kind of like a Frech kiss, but its just south of the equator

"Yo, Nigs, I just gave this drunk girl the australia kiss"

by Cliff Bone February 4, 2005