Anchor Lazy

(adj.) Someone who stays dependent or immobile not because they can’t move on, but because it’s easier not to. A person financially capable of independence yet emotionally or administratively stuck — often lacking job history, credit, or initiative.

“He’s got a savings account and a Tesla while living with his ex. Lucky for him, he's been anchor lazy for years.”
“A chronic case of anchor laziness keeps her from signing a lease.”

by Dr. Jre "Chronic" Ler November 5, 2025

Anchor

Laila and clay, because they hold me down better than anyone i’ve met.

Me: I’m chillin w my anchor
Them: but it’s two people?
Me: who asked you anything?

by Kendrick :) December 21, 2025

anchor-clanker

An old seamean

A bunch of anchor-clankers were drinkink beer at a bar.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

anchor-clanker

seaman

A bunch of old anchor-clankers were drinkink yesterday in Liverpool.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

Anchorized

If you're anchorized, you're attached to this loser from the eshay catholic school down the road who has a fallout lunchbox with a larger mass than his dick cheese. Upskirted a girl from Marist Penshurst twice.

"I'm totally anchorized to Luka"

by anchorbitch June 21, 2022