The brunette cockblock from Disney's Austin & Ally. She LOVES love, writing songs alongside overnight pop sensation Austin Moon, and tormenting us Auslly shippers by acting like a total bitch to Austin all the time. Also, her oblivion toward Austin's love for her is quite annoying. Other than that, she is the cutest and most adorable fictional character yet.
austin moon: hi ally I love you
ally dawson: aw I LOVE love. Love is amazing! I wish I had someone that loved me so. Don't you?
austin moon: um... yah
ally dawson: so, you were saying something?
austin moon: uh... I just... um.... oh fuck just fuck this shit bye
ally dawson: aw I LOVE love. Love is amazing! I wish I had someone that loved me so. Don't you?
austin moon: um... yah
ally dawson: so, you were saying something?
austin moon: uh... I just... um.... oh fuck just fuck this shit bye
by laurXmarano July 09, 2014
Allie Brosh is the incredibly funny blogger behind Hyperbole And A Half. She is also quite sexy and deserves to be a famous billionaire.
I had a dream that I was stuck in an elevator with Allie Brosh and two Velociraptors. I, of course, saved her life so that she could keep entertaining the masses with her hilarious blog.
by It's Top Secret May 21, 2010
by Zarantai January 23, 2009
by lotti999 December 05, 2020
Ally Brooke is a Mexican-American singer and former member of the multiplatinum girl group Fifth Harmony. She was usually called Allysus by her fans but she’s now the baddest bitch (go watch Low Key music video). She is a Qeen and a diva. She loves the song “I get on my knees” by Jaci Velasquez, because she doesn’t just get ok her knees to pray...
Allynizer1: Wow did you listen to Ally Brooke’s new song Low Key?
Allynizer2: Yeah! That bitch is awesome!
Allynizer2: Yeah! That bitch is awesome!
by FifthHarmony’s whore April 07, 2019
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by daddyfunk13 April 25, 2010