Alcohol d.j

The type of d.j. at a nightclub mostly full of underage people who’s music only sounds good after you’ve had a few drinks

Oh my god I hate being the sober friend, this bar is full of alcohol d.j’s

by Hippie chippy December 18, 2018

Alcoholic Aquarium

Taking a mouth full of vodka and mixing it with Goldfish Crackers.

I'm going to take a Alcoholic Aquarium!

by JimmyMeowMeow May 26, 2023

Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.

“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic”

by saintpat1966 November 1, 2019

Grandpa Alcohol

An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.

"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."

by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

Eco-Alcoholic

An eco alcoholic is someone who acts drunk but not has consumed alcohol

That man doesn't drink alcohol but he drunk? He's an Eco-Alcoholic

by Grenadian Terrance June 7, 2018

anonymous alcoholics

Where people go drinking but don't tell each other their names

I don't know you, but let's get drunk. We'll go to anonymous alcoholics

by Suiper December 8, 2017

alcoholics unanimous

a group of alcoholics that are the opposite of alcoholics annonymous

dad: did u go to ur AA meeting today?
me: no i went to alcoholics unanimous
dad:??

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021