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Poo Truffle

When you have to take a shit in an unflushed toilet, thereby layering the shit. Leads to a truffle effect
Check out the third toilet stall on the left! It doesn't flush anymore, so we got a good poo truffle going. Has to be six inches deep, at least!
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Forrest truffle

Its like a snow bunny. Only more slutty and more disappointing.
Help! Im being attacked by a whored of forrest truffles!
by Olympic_Crotch December 4, 2016
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Throat truffle

A ball of stank that comes unearthed from the back of your throat tonsils. Often smells like death. More scientifically known as a tonsil stone.
by Biznyeeee December 9, 2016
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Ur momma truffle

If you thought "Ur granny tranny" was devastating? Now get ready for... "ur momma truffle, lol"!
Bobby: Ur gay lol.
Dave: No u.
Bobby: *dies*
Dave: And ur momma truffle.
Bobby: *Dubbledies*
by Boris The Lapdog March 23, 2018
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truffle kerfuffle

Ice cream made from heaven itself. Ben and Jerry are the two gods who bestowed their powers onto this magnificent delight. They say if you eat this frozen wonderland, you will become a god yourself. AVAILABLE AT WALMART NEIGHBORHOOD MARKET
Tommy looked up in delight, the truffle kerfuffle he ate has raised his test scores. Now Tommy can go to Harvard!
by Spiteful May 15, 2018
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BUTT TRUFFLE

A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.

The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?

John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
by BanterStock April 21, 2018
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truffle oil

When you squeeze truffle butter the oil that comes out is truffle oil
See also truffle butter so you can see what truffle oil is
by Mackenzie whit April 21, 2018
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