by RaccoonsAreCute May 24, 2021
Get the Theo mug.Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say
YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does
YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does
Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies
by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024
Get the Theo has curtains mug.Theo is a crack up lad who pisses around in class, all his teachers hate him but his friends find him hella funny. Mrs Noble hates him and so does Mrs Martinez. He is very gay and likes to dry hump random people. He will never get Bex's even though he tried so many times
by Da Pug11 October 16, 2019
Get the Theo mug.When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.
I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025
Get the Theo-Venture with Julian mug.(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.
“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”
“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”
“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
by TheDJPerks July 19, 2025
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