Addison will help you through things łes funny as shit kinda annoying and likes online games in general and pulls bitched but doesnt admit it
Addison parker the spider man
by Addi the baddi September 02, 2022
Often sighted out on the town followed by Hundreds of women yelling and screaming his name, he is a true player and can play the game hard. The combination of his sexual appeal and game status is often referred to as "Rick Rossing" or "Wale'ing"
I met this dude out on the town last night he's was a "Ben Parker!" if ive ever seen one. I turned to say hey to him as he passed me..., but got trampled by the stampede of women after him. He was Rick Ross'ing.
by Chizzin January 11, 2012
by D_Dawg April 03, 2016
The biggest nigga there is
by Guacamole Penis June 17, 2019
by penis_parker April 11, 2018
by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006
Frequently confused with the deceased cannibal/rapist Jeffrey Dahmer due to their similar physical appearence and tendencies. Justin Parker usually hides in his mom's closet pretending to be stuck in a dark cave so he can eat anyone who happens to venture into his fantasy world.
"Dude, wanna go hang at Justin Parker's tonight?"
"No, bro, I'm not trying to get eaten tonight. I'd rather go to that lame kid Andrew Rutsky's house instead and play in the grass."
"No, bro, I'm not trying to get eaten tonight. I'd rather go to that lame kid Andrew Rutsky's house instead and play in the grass."
by knightrider12345 November 13, 2009