Pull a Melissa

To make plans with one's friends and cancel last minute. Reasons to cancel include falling asleep, being too tired, or getting stoned and not responding to texts or calls.
It should be a fun night, hopefully she doesn't pull a Melissa!
by JunJunJenn92 February 04, 2014
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Melissa Mandala

To be so spun that everything you say sounds like Cartman from the popular South park cartoon.
Damn Melissa Mandala, all over Augusta, Georgia, especially that Scarlett woman with altered egos.
by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023
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melissa wynne

a type of huge bastard who is going on holiday in a week and then moving in to a new flat and getting a new car
im melissa wynne andi have everything
by alex is a fassy September 15, 2005
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melissa mcgoldrick

the most prettiest girl in the world! she stands up for friends, she has the greatest heart in the world. She'll do anything for you, shes da bestt ever! She has two different colored eyes. Shes just, AMAZING! Melissa McGoldrick, sure knows how to bright up the dayy.
:)
"you know that melisssa? DYAUM!"
"melissa mcgoldrick sure is fine"
by kammmmy :) December 16, 2009
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melissa wheeler

A badass down to earth ride or die chick. She has amazing fellatio skills and is always up for a good time. Has legs for days. But do not define her on the opinions of others. She is a unique, unforgettable chick.
by Headhunterswiowa May 19, 2022
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Melissa Fougere

a hot sexy girl who is involved in the BHS dance program and all guys want to fuck her
escpecially brown and blonde haired teenagers
Melissa Fougere is one hot girl!
by bhsdancing November 12, 2012
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Melissa High School

School in Melissa, Texas where 30% of the population is in the upper class, 50% is in the middle class, and 20% is in the lower class, although the lower class still finds a way to afford iPhone XS Maxes and juul pods every week to feed their nicotine addiction. Rednecks get drunk at bonfires every weekend and sport their brand new Dodge Cummins. The spoiled rich kids bump Drake and Lil Baby in the new Mercedes their daddy bought them. The middle class kids are pretty average.
Person 1: Have you been to Melissa High School?

Person 2: Yup, it’s a piece of shit don’t go there
by anonymous 9274517352 June 13, 2019
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