parking lot hero

When you can't get greasy at home or up a dirt road so you do it in public parking lots.

Did you see Alphonsis railing Jasmin in the parking lot? He's such a parking lot hero

by EWC2K17 June 3, 2017

parking lot chicken

The rotisserie chicken that you buy at the grocery store that is already cooked and hot.

For dinner I will pick up a parking lot chicken at the grocery store on the way home from work.

by Karen January 31, 2017

A whole lot of nothing

A phrase to describe two things:

#1: Describing a quantity of objects that are not useful to your particular needs or situation

#2: An eccentric way to say that there is nothing

"Did you check that room?" - Detective 1
"yep" - detective 2
"well did you find anything?"
"Nope, just a whole lot of nothing!"

by Plus-Size albert48 April 4, 2021

Parking Lot Roulette

Stepping into an elevator at the parking garage where you last left your car, only to realize you have no idea what floor you left your car on, typically after a long shift at work when all you want to do is be at home.

Akeem: Dam, work was hell today, I can wait to get home, what floor you on?

Semmi: Four, no wait, six, aww shit, looks like I’m playing Parking Lot Roulette

by menelaos June 17, 2009

Parking Lot Vixen

A sexy Mistress whom arises from Sewer drains and seduces men and coaxes them with their beauty charm and promised sexual advances in various parking lots where men are vulnerable and alone.

Oscar never came back form lunch said Danielle, It was that damn parking lot vixen said Shane.

by jm31209 May 11, 2010

Sir Mix A Lot

A Sellout who sold his soul to "Jamsters"

"Pick up your phone"

by Alomar January 26, 2005

Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.

You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes

by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008