A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
by PeetaMoran August 07, 2023
A boy who is sweet,kind, adorable,smart and more and if you meet a Gunner Keith do let go because you will never find one like him😘😘
Person 1: Who is that smart and adorable baby in that class
Persons 2:that is probably a Gunner Keith
Persons 2:that is probably a Gunner Keith
by Emily Conway December 29, 2017
An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
by keithArsewank July 05, 2023
by bobbie5765 February 02, 2023
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Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy
People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
by Believer of Keithanism September 09, 2020
What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.
Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.
During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 11, 2021