A form of beer pong where you sit on a floor across from your opponent (at which ever distance you choose, be it far or close) with a standard 6 cup triangle between your spread out legs, with the intent of getting f****d up beyond all reason (Rules: one on one, no balls back, two shots per turn, every shot counts as one cup, to see who shoots first you must do an eye to eye shot, and dont quit til you are out of beer)
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Drew: Floor pong after two blunts will have you zooted!
Steven: Yeah, last night i was zooted as fuck.
2.
Floor pong is better than beer pong, and it requires less skill
Drew: Floor pong after two blunts will have you zooted!
Steven: Yeah, last night i was zooted as fuck.
2.
Floor pong is better than beer pong, and it requires less skill
by Three Dog Moser February 08, 2010
A very janky broom. Commonly seen broken in half and/or missing many bristles used by single young men living alone
Where’d you put the floor brush?
by Moondoggi October 06, 2021
Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.
by bonelesspizza February 26, 2017
“my roommate doesn’t put on any house shoes and just walks around the place barefoot. I have to strain myself not to tell him “Bro. Put those floor stompers away””
by dundunhead April 11, 2022
Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
by cubanluis March 18, 2008
it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.
by Kat November 21, 2004