brandon

a lyin ass hetero who vapes and cheats on cool girls

brandons a fucking cuck!

by broccolibutt July 7, 2016

Brandon

The biggest asshole and TRY HARD you will ever meet.

OMG he is such a Brandon, I hate that kid.

by whycantwebefriends September 3, 2014

Brandon

An extremely large cock-block. Will often hump, spank, grab, grind, squeeze, his way into making sure that you do not get laid, kissed, or even hugged by a female. Often seen lurking in the back of a group searching for targets to cock-block.

Dude you were so close to being with that girl, if only that brandon wasn't there you would have had her with you tonight.

by cockblocka-k August 26, 2010

brandon

to get your ass kicked in a very pathetic way. Usually the ass kicker is on a sports team, so the ass kicking is publicized in a huge way.

Damn, he got Brandoned! Everyone will be hearing of this by Monday!

by escucha me April 24, 2008

brandon

a man with a bad taste in mexican women, women in which have more chest and facial hair than him

watch out is a brandon

by aleck January 31, 2008

Brandon

Not smart as fuck very retarded watch Pornhub

Brandon you are the the fuck tard I luv. <3

by Brandon Rus September 12, 2016

Brandon

the trashiest guy in the world. will 100% break your heart.

Brandon is an absolute jerk. I hope he rots.

by keroppi luvs u September 30, 2020