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barney moment

damn that's a barney moment for sure.
by fdagger27 October 18, 2020
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barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

stage 5 clinger clinger
by jbttum3 March 2, 2010
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Barney Rubble

Stale weed, an almost dusted bowl, or an almost empty bag of weed that just has a few crumbs left
Stale weed or an almost dusted bowl.

This weed must be pretty old it tastes super Barney.
You might get another hit off this bowl, it’s all Barney rubble.

All that’s left of that ounce we bought is a half a bowl of Barney rubble.
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Barney Fifed

To wear one's pants up way too high
Applies mostly to guys. Similar to butterface in terms of definition.
I met cute guy at the club last night. He seemed nice but he was Barney Fifed so I don't know
by 4realazitgits May 5, 2021
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Barneying

The act of sexually harrassing people as Barney the dinosaur. Preferably in the online Disney game Toontown.
A Barney was Barneying me in Toon Valley.
by SpermOnToast August 11, 2024
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Dirty Barney

A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.
Last night was crazy, turns out a dirty Barney is not what I thought it was
by Lil dirty Pablo July 16, 2025
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