Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!
by laserv September 10, 2011
Get the Jewish Wasted mug.I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.
by Zonal K September 24, 2019
Get the Waste baste mug.Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016
Get the Wasted Wankertunnity mug.Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:
-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."
-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."
-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."
"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
by Gnmuller November 29, 2021
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Get the Turkey Wasted mug.When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010
Get the ShitPiss Wasted mug.Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.
Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.
by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023
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