Mileage Merchant

A runner who is hyper focused on hitting high mileage. A mileage merchant will often make sure to let others know about their high mileage.

John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?

by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024

Mileage Merchant

A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.

John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?

by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024

Cabbage Merchant

THE BEST CHARACTER IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER(ATLA). He is OP and the strongest. He honestly solos any fictional universe. The best character out there. Also means loved, frustrated, and loves cabbages more than family.

Wow, don't you just love the Cabbage Merchant.
MYY CABBAGESSSS"ATLA".

by Cactus_Juicy January 30, 2023

CP Merchant

Pirates that transport cargo pants, cheese pizza enjoyers, or Playboi Carti enthusiasts

Person 1: "You hear there's gonna be a new pizza place opening in town?"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"

by LoganLogger March 25, 2025

Karzy Merchant

A big mouthed man who likes to give it big spud's but when faced with trouble there ass fall's out

Hey Mark Greenwood we get you a job on the gas working away and your ass fall's out you karzy merchant

by Knees up man March 28, 2025

Karzy Merchant

A big mouthed man who come's across really Brave and full of courage but when actually faced with hardship there Balls suddenly play the disappearance act.

Hey mark Greenwood we get you a job on the gas working with four eyes and your ass falls out you karzy Merchant when it's time to start

by Knees up man March 28, 2025

Karzy Merchant

A extremely loud unpleasant person who give's it Large all the time but once faced with hardship or trouble there ass falls out

Hey Greenwood your complaining about no work we get you a job on the gas and your ass falls out you karzy Merchant

by Knees up man March 29, 2025