Niche Brand Merchant

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands

Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together

by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023

Set 1 merchant

Someone who’s in set one in everything and are usually a massive fucking GIMP

“Shut up mate you set 1 merchant”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024

Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.

"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."

by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016

Cap Merchant

Someone who is constantly known for lying and not standing by their word.

Me: you online tonight?

Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm

*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!

by Frostiee2209 June 27, 2022

Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

mackenzie merchant

A Mackenzie Merchant is someone who's selfish and doesn't care about others in their life and use people just so they can be happy without caring about anyone else's feelings.

I don't want that Mackenzie Merchant in my life anymore.

by IkWhoYouAre March 12, 2017