COVID-21

The result of COVID-9 + COVID-10.

Me: What's COVID-9 + COVID-10?
Jeff: COVID-21!

by toadwire May 2, 2020

Covid-🎃

When millions of people around the world have mixed feelings about celebrating Halloween during the pandemic, because they are more scared of the coronavirus than ghosts and spirits.

Due to Covid-🎃, adults decided not to dress up in frightening masks and costumes this year out of respect for those who died of Covid-19.

by Fasters October 28, 2020

Covid-🇦🇺

When Australia finally comes to terms that its zero Covid strategy to contain the coronavirus pandemic is a mere illusion, which is politically laughable considering that the country has the lowest vaccination rate among the developed countries.

Thanks to “dose sharing” with friendly developed countries, no one expects the land of kangaroos to fail in bringing down the number of Covid-🇦🇺 infections, thus putting an end to recurring lockdowns before the festive season.

by Covido October 4, 2021

covid shot

When you cum on a girls face and stick a mask to her.

Bitch told me she was already vaccinated, but I gave her a COVID shot anyways.

by TheBlewsBrothers May 25, 2021

due to covid

The new "Thanks Obama". When something goes awry or wrong, we used to say "Thanks Obama", but now it is "due to COVID".

Hey why did you double your prices? We had to, due to COVID.

Why didn't you guys come over last night? We couldn't due to COVID.

OmG I have gained so much weight - due to COVID. Thanks Obama.

by Monkaypants December 6, 2020

COVID-995

When healthy or asymptomatic members of the public, who suspect that they might have contracted Covid-19 but with no life-threatening or emergency conditions, are conveniently dialing 995, thus depriving those who genuinely need the service urgently from doing so.

How many lives could have been saved globally had there been fewer or no COVID-995 calls?

by Covido November 5, 2021

covid-snug

Let’s not shame ourselves for our clothes fitting a bit more snugly that they did before Covid. It is a crazy time for all of us and we need that comfort food to keep us from going insane! During covid we all need a hug, even if it is from our pants!

Oh no, Leigh Ann, those jeans are not too tight at all! They’re just covid-snug!

by Lucy and Ethel November 27, 2020