Cancer Enhancer

a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.
patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?
by Romanfowl September 02, 2020
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Cancer crystals

White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).

Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"

"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".
by eighth of seven February 06, 2010
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Cancer mouse

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english
by puritard November 05, 2018
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Skanky Cancer

skanky cancer is a type of cancer caused by getting around too often
Kylie O has skanky cancer from the party the other night
by Hottub169 April 29, 2019
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Cancer dancer

A kid that does fortnite dances in public
Boy: look at that cancerous kid doing fortnite in public
Girl: I'd call that a cancer dancer
by cancer dancer January 09, 2019
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Ear Cancer

I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !
by Cityofengland12 August 13, 2017
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Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure
Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.
by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022
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