sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

Virgin Bread

(n). Bread that has never been caressed by human hands nor soiled by toppings.

"Nobody has tainted the virgin bread."

by BigBallFuckers August 29, 2018

Swiss bread

When you pick the mould off mouldy bread and leave holes in it.

Like the cheese…but bread!

Yo mum, why’s my bread got holes in it?

It’s Swiss Bread

by A little seaman June 21, 2021

Bread Magician

A magical man who kills dragons and quests for wheat.

Man 1: Got any bread?
Man 2: No sorry, let's go ask the bread magician!

by df0420 June 21, 2011

Brown Bread

This is rhyming slang for the word dead. This meaning of dead is used when you are tired/knackered and can not go on etc.

"Alrite pal? Fancy Coming Out on the town tonight?"
"No Thanks, I'm Brown Bread"

by Craig Lewis September 21, 2005

Breading the chicken

On a hot sweaty day, refreshing the male testicles with Gold Bond Powder. Not only is it cooling and fantastic but it is also a dire necessity.

Adam : Yo Ryan where did you go?
Ryan : Sorry man i was breading the chicken.
Adam : Word, hook me up with the Gold Bond.

by sharethewealthylt December 18, 2010

bread game

A fun game you play with group of friends the rule is last one to cum on a bread gets to eat it.

Man dude I was playing the bread game last night with a few of my friends and I lost! like dude!

by skinlingiking June 21, 2006