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what the fuck, why did 9/11
by Tsunikai October 15, 2021
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9/11

I once heard a comic (Red Scott) ask a bartender for a 9/11.
The bartender looked quizzically at him for a second and asked, "Pardon Me?"
"Yeah, a 9/11" he answred. " It's A Manhatten and 2 Kamikazes"
I feel like destroying tonight, gimme a 9/11
by Sabathia sorin February 24, 2022
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9/11 Special

A mixed drink consisting of two shots of vodka, a good helping of Redbull (or Redbull substitute), and a splash of OJ.
Hey, let me get a 9/11 special!
by DonnyBleez May 22, 2021
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Business 9/11

"Business 9/11" is a term generally used to mean a catastrophic and disruptive occurrence to a company, causing widespread and enduring destruction to the business world, much like the way the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks drastically shook up the United States and the world.

Its origin came from a post making fun of Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter, in which the company's value was reported to plunge by billions of dollars, the same amount of loss in the 9/11 event.

Business 9/11 refers to when a corporation suffers a serious loss that reduces the company's worth, valuation, operations, and public perception. Metaphorically, the word highlights the scale of the disaster, often involving losses in the billions, and can be referenced to events that cause deep economic, financial, or operational chaos that suggests a profound, long-lasting impact on the affected company.

In conclusion, the term can be used broadly to describe any significant business failure or crisis that results in a sharp decline in value or reputation.
Since he bought that company, its value has gone down 79%. He actually did a business 9/11!
by Jfguipr November 30, 2024
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The Bloody 9/11

When she is giving you head and you slam her so hard against your stomach still with your dick in her mouth she gets a nose bleed. Just as if your dick is the plane and she is the tower. Bonus point if both nostrils bleed like two towers.
I the the bloody 9/11 last mate and got the bonus. It was epic dude!
by VT fucker January 3, 2025
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9/11

to express that you’re disappointed and/or in a bad situation

originated from two memes, Caitlyn Jenner standing in front of a cemetery with a bunch of American flags behind her saying 9/11, as well as Mariah Carey saying “Oh, no, no, no, no, welp, you don’t wanna hear about 9/11” at the Global Citizens festival.
“Your Spotify Premium plan has been cancelled.”

“9/11.”
by donatellayeri January 14, 2025
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