Jan 31
National slap ass day
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The Baskin Robbins 31
When you have successfully managed to get 31 women into bed with you . Reason it's called Baskin Robbins' 31 is cause the women are meant to be the flavors.
The Baskin Robbins 31 by Kinglad March 7, 2017
tkachuk-Oct-31-2019-OT-winner-sexual
New sexuality in which you're attracted to the overtime-winning goal scored by Matthew Tkachuk on October 31st, 2019 against the Nashville Predators.
Yo, you wanna go get his number?
No thanks, i dont like men i like matthew tkachuk's oct 31 2019 ot winner in nashville
Oh, you're tkachuk-Oct-31-2019-OT-winner-sexual
No thanks, i dont like men i like matthew tkachuk's oct 31 2019 ot winner in nashville
Oh, you're tkachuk-Oct-31-2019-OT-winner-sexual
tkachuk-Oct-31-2019-OT-winner-sexual by JustPotatoThings January 21, 2022
December 31
The day when the coronavirus began and took over (Also new years eve), a painful day in history that will be remembered. On December 31, everyone shall mourn the deaths of the Coronavirus's victims (If we're out of quarantine yet....). If your birthday is on December 31, well that's just sad.
Girl 1: YAY, IT'S NEW YEARS EVE!
Boy 1: ....No....today we mourn the victims of the Coronavirus........
Girl 1: Oh, but it's December 31, right?
Girl 2: SHHHHH....The fireworks for the mourning are about to happen
Boy 1: ....No....today we mourn the victims of the Coronavirus........
Girl 1: Oh, but it's December 31, right?
Girl 2: SHHHHH....The fireworks for the mourning are about to happen
December 31 by Ilikekombucha April 20, 2020
October 31
National Have sex with a ghost day. If you are a single perverted man than you will like this you will always be with someone watching your intense boners.
October 31 by Sexy Porn Ghost October 23, 2019
March 31
Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day A Holiday In Which People Wear Flowers On Their Head Like A Ukrainian Mostly girls with side braids
Bob:I Wonder What Today Is
Layla:It's March 31 Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day
Bob:Oh Shit,I Don't Have Side Braids
Najib:I Am Not A Junior Eurovision Contestant
Layla:It's March 31 Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day
Bob:Oh Shit,I Don't Have Side Braids
Najib:I Am Not A Junior Eurovision Contestant
March 31 by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes October 23, 2019
Basement 31
That simplord who collects 31 girls and keeps them in his basement. Basically torture for the girls, they'll get to hear all his "cringe" pickup lines and deal with his simpish actions.
{Conor} simps a lot for his Basement 31 ngl.
Ikr, skyze really is such a simplord
Imagine having Basement 31
Ikr, skyze really is such a simplord
Imagine having Basement 31
Basement 31 by Zylveツ December 21, 2020