2nd Column Shopper

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).
1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"
by edw007 January 23, 2019
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2nd Degree Burn

Used to describe when you salt or insult a person with red hair Ginger since ther red hair resembles "fire" which means they are already being or have been Burnt or Insulted
A Dude: OMG I FORGOT THEIR WAS A TEST TODAY! I DIDNT STUDY
Ginger: Cool it Bro.

A dude: COOL IT? YOUR THE ONE ON FIRE
kid from back of room : 2nd Degree burn!
ginger burn salt 2nd degree scortchepic winfunny red head
by Elevendyhundred October 19, 2010
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march 2nd 2010

if your born on that day, your the best person everr
~march 2nd 2010~
by khlohoe>>> May 19, 2022
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2nd degree murder

Second degree murder is described as an opportunistic action to cause bodily harm or recklessness and disregard pertaining to human life. (I.e. reacting in the heat of the moment in anger)
“Did you hear about the guy who killed another guy at the bar on the tv last night I heard he got charged with 1st degree murder
“No your thinking of 2nd degree murder he didn’t go out saying I’m going to kill this guy he just lost a game of pool
by Sonofthereaper May 13, 2021
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2nd Intelligence Battalion

Referring to a military battalion from Jacksonville North Carolina known for it's faggotry and idiots. Can be recognized by the Marines of this group which combined act like total a total sweenie, and those which frequent the B K Lounge. This group is known to make frequent trips to Iraq in which it continues the gay, not to be confused with the use of the Dirty Sanchez, but the sudden downfall of a constant shit storm because of their frequent anal activities. The leaders of this group usually engage in a daily routine known as a Lazy Laflamme.
Sure, his battalion was corrupt and full of faggotry, but it was no ----
I was sent to 2nd Intelligence Battalion for more in depth training and all I got was a dirty sanchez and taken to the BK lounge the next morning!
Another day, another dollar, another shit storm...welcome to Intel BN.
Cold we please have just one more meeting filled with the gay?
Meet me in the office for a good ole fashioned lazy laflamme...
by Oliver North October 12, 2006
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Tha 2nd Best

Someone who isnt Tha Best but a very near close.
Taylor:Don't be sad Trent.Your still cool and that's why I say your Tha 2nd Best.

Trent:Aw shucks thanks Taylor.Your Tha Best.
by EchoSeven August 22, 2008
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2nd world country

this is, i think, an actual definition for all of you politcophiles out there. A 2nd world country is a communist country. Thought this was interesting when i heard it cause it seems all we ever here about is 1st world and 3rd world countries.
Cuba is a 2nd world country
by sacrilicious December 20, 2003
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