roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.

James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!

by Jihaleh August 10, 2012

Roast Rump

A girl with a huge nice booty ;)

Yo you see dat juicy roast rump on dat girl mmm.

by DaRoastRump February 25, 2015

roast ripper

The act of passing large quantities of gas while engaging in sexual intercourse, typically because of eating a hearty meal prior.

I was letting out some roast rippers with my girl after eating taco bell

by 4117nick December 15, 2015

Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

Roast beef takeout

Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.

Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.

by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016

roast reversal

Roast reversal is when someone who is being roasted to an extreme degree all of a sudden turns his situation around and goes on the attack with unparalleled levels of savagery.

James: *continued roasting of Jack for extended period of time*

Jack: How is your parents' relationship going James?

James: It's f-fine dude.

Jack: Don't lie, they're on the verge of splitting up and they always fight.

John: Holy shit, slick roast reversal Jack.

by BigDanno45 September 5, 2016

roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.

My roast
Roast goals

by It's Harambe November 27, 2016