A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007

by kevinhasahugeasswang May 22, 2007

When a dead zombie who is old and crusty goes to a church and magicaly prays for a tide pod hot pocket and shoves it a 17 year old thottie's ass and fucks her vigerously and then leaves her on the bed the fills a bath with tide pods and puts on a sexy ass zombie bra from his ex thottie wife who is still alive with her 5 year old sister while she is only 1 year older then throws the teen thottie into the sexy tide pod bath and shoves 5 tide pods in her pussy and they all explode then...HE FUCKS HER AGAIN
by jungkookloveshotpockets June 21, 2018

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
by Tnasty6993 October 1, 2008

When u jizz into a hot pocket
by Ball sack deep November 4, 2019

(Bolsillo Caliente de Cuernavaca in Spanish). It's like an Alabama hot pocket where you shit on the woman's vagina and have sex with it. But since it is a Mexican version, you add hot sauce and tequila, while the woman bites on a piece of lemon.
1. My dick's burning up - I think it's because I gave my gf a Cuernavaca Hot Pocket
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
by Jise9984 December 14, 2017
