Arabian hot pocket

The act of taking a shit in a girls pussy (hot pocket) and then eating her out.

Steve: hey babe my friend said you like Arabian hot pockets
Tina: yeah man those are the best

by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007

Alabama Hot Pocket

A totaly kick ass punk band that thrives entirerly off pabst, horse fetuses, and indian soul gems

Did you hear the news? Alabama Hot Pocket is in town

by kevinhasahugeasswang May 22, 2007

Utah Hot Pocket

When a dead zombie who is old and crusty goes to a church and magicaly prays for a tide pod hot pocket and shoves it a 17 year old thottie's ass and fucks her vigerously and then leaves her on the bed the fills a bath with tide pods and puts on a sexy ass zombie bra from his ex thottie wife who is still alive with her 5 year old sister while she is only 1 year older then throws the teen thottie into the sexy tide pod bath and shoves 5 tide pods in her pussy and they all explode then...HE FUCKS HER AGAIN

Maranda:My grandpa died 3 nights ago
Faith:Lets hope he doesnt rise and give you a Utah Hot Pocket

by jungkookloveshotpockets June 21, 2018

California Hot Pocket

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.

Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.

by Tnasty6993 October 1, 2008

Lebanese hot pocket

When you use your foreskin as a sleeping bag by pulling it up from your legs to your neck.

Lebanese hot pocket Survival in the woods or Glamping

by Beeasy August 24, 2018

Cuernavaca Hot Pocket

(Bolsillo Caliente de Cuernavaca in Spanish). It's like an Alabama hot pocket where you shit on the woman's vagina and have sex with it. But since it is a Mexican version, you add hot sauce and tequila, while the woman bites on a piece of lemon.

1. My dick's burning up - I think it's because I gave my gf a Cuernavaca Hot Pocket
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.

by Jise9984 December 14, 2017

Hot Pocket Guy

AP exam grader that is known for giving high scores even if the exam is not up to par. This can be applied to all test graders.

“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe

“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe

“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe

by Joe Abraham June 3, 2019