zonar control

Describes the control a person has over their emotions.

Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...

What happened to my zonar control?

and

She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!

by Nova><Master October 28, 2006

Zohar Alevizakis

He owes you $5, why? Neither of you are quite sure, but you are certain that he owes you $5.

Zohar Alevizakis forgot to give Taran $5. There were consequences…

by Earth First! November 19, 2022

zohar

Ouch. So many people defined Kabbalah, but not one person correctly defined the real Zohar. Despite what most people think, Kabbalah is actually a serious practice that shouldnt be taken lightly by stupid people, mainly celebrities. The Zohar is the book from which kabbalists study. If anyone claims to practice Kabbalah, ask them if they know what the Zohar is, or if they just wear the red string to make a false statement.

There are some great philosophical ideas in the Zohar.

by hypocrites make me sick January 26, 2007

Zomar

A Zomar is a tall, intimidating creature. They are extrememly good athletically, and can crush you in an instant. Also, they are super opinionated. However scary a Zomar may seem, to those they love they are kind, funny, and caring.

1: Where'd you get that black eye!?

2: A Zomar hit me.

by eatyourpb&j October 13, 2011

Zoar

A person of Puerto Rican descent, generally short with a very nice booty. She loves to tease and flirt, but is actually shy on the inside. She will make you laugh, and always be there to support you. She knows how to brighten up your day with only a few words. She's a great friend, and you don't want to miss out on knowing her.

Zoar and I talked today, I feel so much better now.

by taybaybay3 June 29, 2011

Zohariel

A friend who's always there and is also kinda cool at the same time.

Aaah... he's my favourite Zohariel.

by Mosey July 21, 2004

zomar

1. To be an awkward and socially strange individual

2. To be an individual confused with reference to their

identity;generally in the form of a Caucasian male

appearing to look and act in ways similar to a afro-

american/canadian "urban" male.

3. To break into a deep manly voice when quoting any

individual.

" Hey I was walkin through Aldy last night and i'm pretty sure I got zomed..dude just came outta nowhere and started telling me about some football game"

"Yo i was at a a party last night and some zomar walked up to me and just stood there looking at me...not saying a single word"

Spoken by a true "zomar":

" Dude last night some chick walked up to me and was like (cue deep manly voice) "Hello how are you doing". So I just told her straight up..I was like (deep manly voice) "bitch I don't even know". "

" Dude I was watching George Simmons' workout video last night..dude was like (cue deep manly voice) "step up, and down, step up, and down, thats right ladies work those glutes"

by m_bains February 1, 2010