zoning

the act of staring into space, lost in your own little world.

Neil was zoning all durring class until the teacher yelled at him.

by Spotlite April 28, 2004

Zorking

The act of sucking a fart from someone's ass.

Greg wanted to give me a fat zorking last night but I had to refuse since I forgot to shower that day.

by Bupv July 21, 2017

zankin

Going crazy, stupid

Kid: I just think I won a million dollars.
Guy: Um, brah your zankin.

by Thatfurryboi, TheKidwithaplan February 16, 2014

zonken

the one who quits drinking on the julesup first

Viktor has däckat he is zonken this year

by eggebeast December 19, 2020

Pre-Zoning

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents

Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)

by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011

Brother-Zoning

The act of putting someone in the Brother Zone, a deeper version of the Friend Zone.

Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me

RIP Bro
1997-2018

by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018

Zonkie

Sexual act where the female gets her salad tossed while using her Lelo clitoral vibrator, resulting in a crescendo of orgasms that leave her in a seizure like post coital state of bliss. Typically followed by a beer and a cig to celebrate what the fuck just happened.

Guy: Sugar, what can I do to you tonight that will blow your mind in bed?
Girl: Well Romeo, have you ever heard of a Zonkie? (As she waves her Lelo in his face and pushes his head towards her ass)

by CABG69 September 16, 2018