zacking off

Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.

Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?

Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.

Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?

Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.

Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?

Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.

by 6fingas December 25, 2009

Zonking

Can be used as a replacement of 'f*cking'.

1.I don't want to go on the zonking school trip!

2.What the zonk?

3.I am zonked out!

(tired)

by #urbandefiner April 14, 2013

Zonking

To travel really quickly

"cmon quickly!"
"I'm a zonking!"

by Gromlin June 25, 2005

Zackin

Boasting about being the best at all video games and claiming that they can take on anyone.

Mark was so zackin while we were playin halo 2

by john cabot December 11, 2006

Zaneing Off

Offending a woman with offensive, obnoxious, irritating, and generally tasteless comments, causing her to try to leave the area as quickly as possible.

He would be getting some if he could just keep his mouth shut and avoid zaneing off every girl that comes around with his horrible jokes.

by itsthatbradguy July 7, 2010

Zakin' Out

Take 14 1mg pills of Clonazepam, drink 1 40oz bottle of malt liquor, and 4 shots of rum. Claim that everyone in the house has stolen your iPad and vape pen then proceed to fight 3 people before running off into the night.

I saw this guy totally zakin' out in the alley.

by DJ Jaybird May 15, 2016

Zakinationss

A fuckin bri'ish man
with wa'er and aeroplanes

look at that zakinationss he do be lookin bri'ish

by MadsiV2 March 1, 2021