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Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018
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Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.
Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.
by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024
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Your knees are out

When your friends knee is out so you decide to put your penis on his knee and yell “yo bro your knees are out”
Yo bro your knees are out “proceeds to fuck his knees”
by Goon munt master February 22, 2026
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