you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really
you: yeahhhh
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really
you: yeahhhh
by kayyykayy May 13, 2021

by Wired December 10, 2019

by doctor jeffrey November 15, 2019

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.
by notjohnstamos March 7, 2014

by kucha April 28, 2020

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
