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do you have stairs in your house

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005
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do you have stairs in your house

A common catchphrase used by FYAD frequenters. It is asked of users with glaring intellect shortcomings and is another way of asking them to commit suicide by falling down a flight of stairs.
<L33tHAXOR2> LOL DO U HAEV STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?
<Bob> Oh, internet.
<L33tHAXOR2> LOL FYAD IS LEAKING
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 13, 2005
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Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011
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Brush your hair with a house centipede

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up
"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"
by Your_mum69 October 9, 2020
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I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008
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December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)
Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!
by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017
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