your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

by kurticus October 26, 2007

Your moms house

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

by Howugay101 November 10, 2019

your moms parallel

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel

Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true

by thebearrug35 October 6, 2016

your moms a party

When your bestfriend has sex with your mom

Bob:"hey, where were you last night? I called you like a million times.
Jack:"lets just say that your moms a party. Winky face"

by Pepeisalive December 14, 2016

your moms a heck a neck

AWESOMENESS

your moms a heck a neck

by hcasdancer May 7, 2018

Your moms favorite Minecraft seed

My penis

Sweeney loves your moms favorite Minecraft seed

by Fruck yeah May 18, 2019

your moms probably nice

A useless comeback said only by people like Jacob.

It’s funny, clever, but not very useful

“Your moms probably nice”
-Jacob 2019

by CemeteryWeather November 27, 2019