Yonder

a approximation on a distance defined by know context

He is down yonder

by Daniel36191 June 23, 2023

Yonder

noun. An event describing wilding out, usually from a car. Could be vandalism, street races, or just harmless coning cars/houses/etc.

There's nothing to do tonight, wanna do a yonder?

We got pulled over by 7 cops, I think the yonder died.

by Purple Goozberries July 15, 2025

Yonder Mountain String Band

A fantastic, fun bluegrass band. Much more like a jam band than a country music band.

What was he playing out of his window yesterday? Sounds like a fresh twist on jam bands.

He was listening to Yonder Mountain String Band!

by thedeadpoint July 12, 2006

Yonder Rule

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.

I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”

by yabba dabba doo! February 5, 2019

yonder, metric

A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."

by Southern Heritage Pride May 3, 2005

Yonder Day

the day before yesterday

"Barry, can we get Morgen Freeman's Left Buttocks" -hans
"We got Morgen Freeman's Left Buttocks Yonder Day" -barry
"Fuck" -hans

by Heinrich Himmler July 20, 2019

yonder sticks

A distance which is regarded as far away. Yonder (slang for beyond) sticks (slang for the woods, the bush or the country side).

1.Kurto: Tonight we're gonna go smash some womenz in the eastern suburbs
John: Eastern suburbs? Thats yonder sticks! Why don't we just try our local?
Kurto: Righto

2. Jim: I'm gonna move to New York.
Bob: Why New York? That place is yonder sticks, why don't you stay in Australia?
Jim: Righto, I cant stand yanks anyway!

by Kurto Lindsay May 1, 2008