slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"

Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.

by IvyCruz January 4, 2024

chocolate yarmulka

When two people are playing naked leapfrog, and the person doing the 'leaping' doesn't quite make it over the other person, thus landing on their head, hence giving the unlucky person a 'chocolate yarmulka'

"Did a bird just drop a load on your head, or did you just get a chocolate yarmulka at the nudist colony?"

by Tim A October 17, 2005

slapped the yarmulka

Slang term meaning one has been gifted with a very large nose.

Howard Stern was slapped the yarmulka! You could ski down his nose!

by Paul August 2, 2004

yarmulka

n. the smallish cap worn on the top/back of the head of those who actively practice Judaism.

when he bowed his head, she could see his yarmulka.

by lorelei87 April 4, 2005

yarmulkes

The word yarmulkes,is a plural yiddish version of the hebrew word word kippas. This is a hat worn on the head by jews. Most religous Jews wear it all the time though the one who are less religous where it to Jewish events and at temple.

Mom: Boys, put on your yarmulkes, we're going to temple
Son: Okay, mom

by Sandra Jane February 18, 2008

Yarmulkah

A small round cap typically worn in prayer by jewish men that all asian teenage boys are envious of jews for.

asian: i want yor cappy thing. wats it called; oh yeah, yarmulkah.

by MCHeat March 8, 2004

yamulke

A tiiiiny hat that jews where to cover up there bald spots from gods wrath! :)

my bald spot was wrathed and now i am in need of a YAMULKE

by yamulke October 18, 2008