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if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.
(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

you get no play

you get no play is broward slang
it means you get no bitches or you get no pussy
friend: me and this bih finna link
me: stop lyin you get no play😂
you get no play by deadboytay January 16, 2023

you can’t play hitler’s harmonica 

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.
Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

You want to play, let’s play 

Chamber’s ult on enemy team that scares the living shit out of everyone.
Chamber: You want to play, let’s play. The other team: alright time to head out.

play with you 

For males - jerk them off
For females - finger/rub them
play with you by BigDyaln May 27, 2016

Do you want to play shadow? 

It's a copycat game. You ask your victim "Do you want to play shadow?" If the respond with "yes' begin to copy everything they say like a shadow.
Me: "Do you want to play shadow?"
You: Sure
Me: Sure
You: What
Me: What
You:Oh hell no
Me: Oh hell no
(etc..)