I actually don't hate you right now

Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.

Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''

by bitchassrubberneck June 29, 2018

now you must die

when something ridiculously retarded occurs and the word must be said

someone: i didn't do homework
teacher: now you must die

by Addion August 30, 2017

I am so gay for you right now

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.

(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....

by weeksfree February 09, 2010

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by Suckysuckbuck February 26, 2017

are you feeling it now mr krabs

A meme, i guess.

Spongebob: Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?

Patrick: Oh i'm feeling it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spongebob: PATRICK THAT IS NOT A RIDE!

by Mr Krabs 4 Life February 22, 2018

Can you hear me now?

1. What you say repeatedly when you're on a shitty cell phone/have a bad connection.

2. What's said in the Verizon Wireless commercials by 'that guy'.

1. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!? What the fuck is wrong with your phone, yo?!

2. -"Can you hear me now...?"
-"GOOD!"

by 4 April 06, 2005

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