Louis XIV

very arrogant King of France 1661-1715

it was Louis XIV who ordered the construction of Versailles and famously said " l'état c'est moi", I am the State

by Sexydimma December 8, 2019

Furlong XIV

Furlong the forteenth is the ruler of all that is was and will be. With the exception of the "holy shig"

"I, Furlong XIV. proclaim you and all of your belongings to be my own."
Hint: When speaking to Furlong XIV you must remember to say AMEN after everything said to him.

by Bolarg July 14, 2003

Louis XIV

very arrogant King of France 1661-1715

it was Louis XIV who ordered the construction of Versailles and famously said " l'état c'est moi", I am the State

by Sexydimma December 10, 2020

Louis XIV

very arrogant King of France 1661-1715

it was Louis XIV who ordered the construction of Versailles and famously said " l'état c'est moi", I am the State

by Sexydimma December 28, 2019

Dirty Xiv

When you force someone to solve maths problems or you won't let them finish.

That girl was evil, she pulled a Dirty Xiv on me.

by sirtoffeethesecond September 20, 2021

Napoleon XIV

the best music artist ever, deal with it.

Napoleon XIV is literally better than taylor swift.

by Help, I’ve been kidnapped. February 11, 2024

Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022