local watering hole

One's local pub where many drinks are consumed

Dimitri: "oi mate, want to head down to the local watering hole for a few bevs?"

Brisc: " oh shityeah cunt lets do it"

by Staryan101 May 22, 2016

watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

withering

adj.
To overwhelm or destroy; devastating;

"I gave him a withering look" (a look intended to make the other person feel inferior and warned)

by COURTNEYMARET January 14, 2009

watering hole

a tavern or saloon

Let's leave this watering hole behind.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

watering the oak

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.

We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.

by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008

Watcha Watering

What are you peeing on?

Person 1: Watcha watering?
Person 2: Oh, just some flowers!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

by damnitfred August 23, 2010