Wuhan lockdown

A measure that actually fucking worked

Hey wanna hear a joke? Trump actually cares enough to implement a Wuhan lockdown.

by 1600SAT4.0gpaCommunitycollege? March 24, 2020

Wuhan Wanker

A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also

Kai boulton is a wuhan wanker

by Small booga February 17, 2020

Wuhan Wheeze

Another name for "The coof", The "Shanghai Shingles" or formally known as COVID-19.

Billy thought it was all a scamdemic until he caught the Wuhan Wheeze.

by Sir Derp of herppington October 2, 2020

Wuhan Rim Job

The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.

How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.

by Dick Onchin March 4, 2021

Wuhan Wine Rack

The act of collecting up your positive lateral flow tests and storing them as nostalgiac reminder of past conquests.

It's a shame I missed that delta but by the end of next year my Wuhan Wine Rack will need extending.

by Shiptalker January 15, 2022

Wuhan-Kung-Flu

Virus from Wuhan Chinia, that it takes every roll of toilet paper availiable to fight against.

Due to Wuhan-Kung-Flu, stores are out of toilet paper across the country.

by Korky482fletch March 18, 2020

wuhan shake

Fear of shaking hands causing people to creatively touch other body parts. Touching elbows or tapping feet rather than shaking hands.

Rather than shaking hands, Jose and Kareem did the Wuhan Shake by tapping feet.

by B W O March 10, 2020