Worthington jet

The physical principle that underlies Poseidon's Kiss.

Person 1: Worthington jets are why your butt gets licked with water when you poo
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.

by hcc5 July 26, 2022

Hot Worthington

To shit in a tube sock and hit someone in the face with it.

My neighbors kept us up all night fighting with each other. I'm going to wait until mid day when they're sound asleep, ring their doorbell, and deliver a nice Hot Worthington to whichever one opens the door. I'm going to nail them so hard that it leaves a brown spot on their cheek. That'll teach those god damn fanny bangers!

by Hot n Steamy December 13, 2014

asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have

"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."

by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015

cayden worthington

A giant piece of shit.

Person 1: Dude, you're being such a Cayden Worthington right now
Person 2: Oh shit, sorry.

by idontkincartman January 17, 2022

Marc Worthington

Marc Worthington other known as a HAWWW I tell ya South Towanda Poolie. Burt Johnson Jr One of the baddest Men to walk the land.

Hawwww Marc Worthington be down Da river Scrapping

by Johnsonhaw January 4, 2023

Worthen

To be a stoner at heart, but with the colossal amount of homework and gargantuan film projects, time for marijuana is limited to .0238%

Sorry Erin, I can't smoke out your limo with you because I gotta pull a Worthen tonight and do my FLVS with one hand and edit my film with the other.

by erinfouraker October 20, 2010

Worthington

1 a horrible woman
2 a teacher who cannot teach
3 ugly

I once met a Worthington

by brooksflow13 September 25, 2014