Wongering 

When looch™ slays wonger every night and ditches the fam.

"Has anyone seen looch or is he wongering tonight?"

Wongering by Softserve November 5, 2014

Cheesy Balls of Wonderment 

An affectionate term used to describe the "Ultimate Cheese" branded snacks that you get from Kroger stores. They are unlike anything man has ever experienced.

"Yo baby, what's up?"..."not much, hun...just sitting on the couch watching a movie with a bag of Cheesy Balls of Wonderment. Life is gooood."

Cheesy Balls of Wonderment by c@pper March 27, 2009

The wandering janitor 

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.

dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor

The wandering janitor by mitt greb November 6, 2007

Stevie Wondering it 

When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.

Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.

Stevie Wondering it by Cold pop September 15, 2018

Wandering Sock 

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.

I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!

Wandering Sock by XCchamp June 17, 2009

Wandering rose 

Someone who is beautiful inside, but refuses to believe it. They wander the world in search of themselves, but they really don't need to be searching. They just need to open their eyes or look in the mirror.

Other people's view: Wow what an awesome person.
Wandering rose's view: who am I, Do I have a purpose, do i matter at all?

Wandering rose by Dianatrics February 13, 2010

Wandering Old Man Syndrome 

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.

Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."

Wandering Old Man Syndrome by Khozo September 23, 2010