Wolvergina 

When one uses adamantium (the rare metal lining popular X-Men character Wolverine's bones) needles and thread to stitch together a woman's fallopian tubes, then burns what's left. What remains is an adamantium-lined ovary that is rendered indestructible, but also infertile.

"I thought she wanted kids, but she's got a Wolvergina so now we're looking to adopt."

Wolvergina by Aaron JAB May 7, 2015

Sheep-and-Wolves Math 

Provocative or subversive math questions set by allegedly mean or wicked educators in Hong Kong, whose aim is to brainwash students, by sowing the "seed of instability" in the once-democratically free colonial city and across totalitarian China.

A middle school teacher in Xinjiang was sent to a reeducation camp for two years after he’s found guilty of setting some sheep-and-wolves math questions, one of which is the following: “In a village, a pack of eight wolves have encircled a pen that encloses a hundred and ten sheep. Guesstimate how many sheep could lose their lives before the shepherd and his two assistants arrived on the scene to rescue his flock.”

Sheep-and-Wolves Math by Fasters September 10, 2022

Walmart Wolverine 

A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Michigan shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! GO BLUE!!!"
"Who's that?"
"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Wolverine"

Walmart Wolverine by ChadHennesTailBone September 27, 2005

Wolverenessing 

Single-handedly fucking over an entire community of dedicated, hard-working people by acting like a whiny bitch.

Everything was looking promising until the great Wolverenessing.

Wolverenessing by Gbasbag September 7, 2014

Wolfie 

The term wolfie refers to how a person feels when they witness something so powerfully awkward, that they themselves feel awkward. The difference between feeling awkward and feeling wolfie is that you feel wolfie when you have taken no part in the actual uncomfortable exchange. These wolfie feelings can be experienced in real life, tv, movies, etc.

When your boss comes in and yells at your office-mate, you feel wolfie.

When you watch The Office, you feel wolfie.

When you are present while a couple is having a fight, you feel wolfie.

Extreme PDA had been known to cause severe feelings of wolfieness.

Wolfie by Andy Wolt January 18, 2008

wolverine

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan), a character from the Marvel collection of X-men comic books. Later portrayed by the very fine Hugh Jackman. He has adamantium claws and a little less than flattering sideburns.

The actor that plays Wolverine is hot.

wolverine by mkk August 15, 2006

Wolvern 

A person who is superior to you, ie. a boss, a commander, a parent.

Wolvern also means a person who is better looking and can kick your ass.

I am a Wolvern, no one dares mess with me.

Wolvern by Darsha Wolfhound April 14, 2007