Cum Wod

A product of an orgasm of the male gender known as cum, also can be produced chunky, like cottage cheese. Aka a chunk nut
*franklin cums* sydney-“wow franklin thats a big cum wod! It looks tasty like cottage cheese!”
by Lindenbg December 08, 2019
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Semi-WOD

The application of ones fitness in small applications. Two semi workout of the days equal one full WOD.
Lifting Cases of Water. Walking up stairs. Two push-ups. Reading Voodou Saints. Spikeball. Walking to CVS. Semi-WOD of Buuurpes. Showering. Moving a Futon. WWE title matches. Hallway Dodgeball.
by 257B Pride May 04, 2013
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Dick wod

Me u see that stupid lookin ass over there

You yea that’s a dick wod
by Aussie m8ty January 29, 2020
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gay wod

a homosexual.

first used by the 9 year olds in south park several years ago and is still a very acceptable insult.
1)"Shut up gay wod"
2)"you're such a gay wod"
by badassmuther4000 June 19, 2005
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E-Wod

A proverbnounjective commonly used to describe people when in an unfamiliar circumstance tend to disagree with the factors relating to the activities, such as, and exclusively, becoming an e-wod.

E-wod originated from the great philosoboshers and laddergoat worshippers, Lord Hhoman Tors and Dame Heghas Mowelln (mandem). Invented in late April 2010, pon de Chambers hall weekly 'Messathon' sessions, the term seems to be inclusively understood by the two sole creators. It is thought that e-wod derived from electronic conversations held that day. This has not yet been confirmed. And it won't ever, as it is secret like the Coronal's recipe.

It has been reported that upon the 'birth' of e-wod, much polos were present and talk of trips to Guernsey were in the pipeLINE, along with the painstaking task of solving and understanding anagrams (marnragas and granasam).

Anyway, enough of the small talk, lets get down to the nitty gritty, reeeeally hone in on the subject, you know cut the crap pon de situ, put your brain to the test (or at least attempt to hoover up in Boshington tunnel), come and have a go if you think you're well'ard mush. You must be so gosh-darn cool.

To conlude, e-wod was aimed at Oopnam (the name has been anagrammed to protect her guji's) and is not a phrase to be taken lightly. Keep away from small children and naked flames. I am end.
:::Example #1:::

"Oh my god, why are you being such an e-wod?"

:::Example #2:::

Fred: So I was like walking down the street and he was there...

Tsimfuckis: That crazy e-wod from the Bronx? He's one of the homies, I got his back for real.

Fred: Oh my god! I totally thought he was a little squirrel thing!!

:::Example #3:::

"This is another example of how to correctly use e-wod in a real life situation".
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Dick Wod

Typically a person of inferior qualities and sub-par personality who thinks it’s funny to shit all over people with no care for others emotions.
Dick wod: “ You look like a camel, but worse”

Person: “That kinda hurt “

Dick wod: “ Thats what your mum said... oooohhh”

Person: “ your such a dick wad man”
by σέξι σκύλα November 22, 2021
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wod tea

A bottled Japanese tea that is supposed to make you have a larger volume of cum.
I was at the store and grabbed myself a bottle of wod tea so I can fill her belly later tonight.
by Jmaktheknife January 31, 2025
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