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A proverbnounjective commonly used to describe people when in an unfamiliar circumstance tend to disagree with the factors relating to the activities, such as, and exclusively, becoming an e-wod.

E-wod originated from the great philosoboshers and laddergoat worshippers, Lord Hhoman Tors and Dame Heghas Mowelln (mandem). Invented in late April 2010, pon de Chambers hall weekly 'Messathon' sessions, the term seems to be inclusively understood by the two sole creators. It is thought that e-wod derived from electronic conversations held that day. This has not yet been confirmed. And it won't ever, as it is secret like the Coronal's recipe.

It has been reported that upon the 'birth' of e-wod, much polos were present and talk of trips to Guernsey were in the pipeLINE, along with the painstaking task of solving and understanding anagrams (marnragas and granasam).

Anyway, enough of the small talk, lets get down to the nitty gritty, reeeeally hone in on the subject, you know cut the crap pon de situ, put your brain to the test (or at least attempt to hoover up in Boshington tunnel), come and have a go if you think you're well'ard mush. You must be so gosh-darn cool.

To conlude, e-wod was aimed at Oopnam (the name has been anagrammed to protect her guji's) and is not a phrase to be taken lightly. Keep away from small children and naked flames. I am end.
:::Example #1:::

"Oh my god, why are you being such an e-wod?"

:::Example #2:::

Fred: So I was like walking down the street and he was there...

Tsimfuckis: That crazy e-wod from the Bronx? He's one of the homies, I got his back for real.

Fred: Oh my god! I totally thought he was a little squirrel thing!!

:::Example #3:::

"This is another example of how to correctly use e-wod in a real life situation".
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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E-Wod e E-Boy E.M.A e-tard E-bay e-z E.Bola e-man E.S.P.

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026