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Wizz Jockey

An insult to use on someone who is being pissy or for someone who is obsessed with piss or has a piss kink because that is something people deserve to get bullied for. It can also be used as a general insult.
Friend 1: Ughh I want her to pee in my mouth, is that weird?
Friend 2: Yeah you fucking wizz jockey
Related Words

jizz wizz 

1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.

2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm

3. matrimony of urine and sperm
"Did you just jizz wizz in my roast beef??"
jizz wizz by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

izz wizz 

a nickname for izzy, issy, isabelle, issabella
izz wizz by eli the elepant March 24, 2017

skizzy wizz 

when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.
*SKID* OMG! who took a skizzy wizz on the god damn floor!
skizzy wizz by Martin Payne February 3, 2008
The process that occurs when it was, is, and will be raining.
Dude! It's wizz'n hard out there. Look at the raindrops!
Wizz'n by whassupwitj00 May 18, 2016

Wizz Block 

Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.
Brah, did you smash dat peng sket?
Nah me was wizz blocked and fraped.
Wizz Block by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016