Wotsit

A person, for reasons unknown to mankind, who has to impress porcs and swine by acting in a provocative and mildly unsexual way. Also coupled with this is a thin sheen of orange gloss which covers every inch of the persons body. The result is in fact an oompa lumpa with an overactive sex drive.

Tasha: OMG samantha, did you see kandy today acting like a complete wotsit
Samantha: Yar, I know. Ewwww, that is totally unfetch. She basically smells of porc now
Tasha: Totally

by slartey bartfarst May 14, 2009

bloody yellow fuck wotsits

These items are usually refered to as post-it notes. However when a certain person becomes angered at a report someone has written it may be time to break out the "bloody yellow fuck wotsits."

"I can't believe he said that. Hand me those bloody yellow fuck wotsits!"

by Mark Emsley June 22, 2006

wotsit

something that someone eats or bathes in to make them ginger

dude man, you've eaten way to many wotsits, you're a ginger!

by Nick Weston May 21, 2007

witshit

A stupid white girl saying dumb stuff being uneducated and stealing other thing from other cultures.

Kaitlyn " omg black people dont wash thier hair evreyday eww gross.
omg i love bbc, and i want lightskin kids"
tanisha " Stfu kaitlyn your a witshit"

by G-Bandddddzzzzzzzzzzzz March 14, 2021

Cheesy Wotsit

The small penis of a ginger male.

"Did you sleep with him?"
"No way, he had a right cheesy wotsit"

by Breeeeee July 23, 2008

Wotsit

A doofer

by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

Wotsitsitis

Pronounced 'whats-its-eye-tuss', it is the 'infection' one catches when using too much fake tan. It can affect anyone of a white colour, but is mostly seen on 15-30year old female chavs/preps.

Symptoms include (but are not limited to);

*Entire body turning bright orange (look up Wotsits, where the name originates from)
*Looking like a tool
*Being ridiculed by anyone within veiwing distance.

Symptoms will fade over time, but there will be a chance of a relapse.

The best way to avoid Wotsitsitis is prevention. Stay away from fake tan.

Girl one - "Hey, did you see Candice last night? Girl was bright orange!"
Girl two -"Yeah, I think she caught Wotsitsitis."

by MissPixi July 10, 2011