1 definition by slartey bartfarst
A person, for reasons unknown to mankind, who has to impress porcs and swine by acting in a provocative and mildly unsexual way. Also coupled with this is a thin sheen of orange gloss which covers every inch of the persons body. The result is in fact an oompa lumpa with an overactive sex drive.
Tasha: OMG samantha, did you see kandy today acting like a complete wotsit
Samantha: Yar, I know. Ewwww, that is totally unfetch. She basically smells of porc now
Tasha: Totally
Samantha: Yar, I know. Ewwww, that is totally unfetch. She basically smells of porc now
Tasha: Totally
by slartey bartfarst May 13, 2009