Wine Mom

A Karen, but with Alcohol.

Likes to think her alcoholism makes her funny or quirky, but in truth is a shallow attempt to disguise the fact that they have no personality beyond insipid gossip and booze.

Oh god, another freakin' Wine Mom. She's gonna spill her cheap hooch everywhere talking about how great 50 shades of grey was before passing out in the bathroom like the last ones did.

by Nugget tm May 13, 2020

wine gine

1. a female version of whiskey dick.

2. the drying out of the vaginal area during intercourse due to intoxication which makes it hard for penal insertion and prohibits sexual intercourse

"Last night, I just rolled back over and went to sleep 'cos Colleen had wine gine."

by artthearc April 3, 2005

wine tubing

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.

Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?

Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.

Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"

by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012

Wineaux

A group of people interested in all aspects of wine - grape growing, wine making, wine tasting, etc.

My wineaux friends and I enjoy visiting wineries wherever we happen to be on vacation.

by mcshawn April 12, 2013

Wine fingers

A text typo that is a direct result of too much wine. Most often seen among Cougar texts.

"Fan f'ing tastic becomes Fan f'ing tasting"
Whoa check out Angie's wine fingers!

by GailGrey February 5, 2014

wine night

A wine night involves getting totally wine drunk with your friends with good music and good vibes.

Let's have a wine night on Saturday

by Nikkimiguel December 15, 2016

Wine and Cheese Liberal

Wine and Cheese Liberals are affluent, live in tony suburbs, and drive SUVs, but vote Democratic. They "support" public education, but send their own kids to private school. Their opinions are politically correct, and are usually expressed as fashion statements rather than as analytical observations.

I was in Whole Foods yesterday, and saw a Wine and Cheese Liberal buying some arugula.

by tom0942 April 23, 2010