Windows XP 

An operating system based on the PlaySkool interface. Magically appeared after Apple introduced it's "Aqua" environment, making the first move to make a computer operating system more enjoyable, and pleasing to the eye. Basically, take Windows 98 and Windows 2000, mix them together and add PlaySkool design techniques, and you have Windows XP.

XP User: Whoa dude check out my new Windows XP i just bought! My start button is GREEN! HEHEHE!!!
Mac User: Oh umm, ok sure.. check this out *moves pointer across dock as it expands*
XP User: Whoa thats slick, where did you download that!?
Mac User: Um, i didn't download anything, I purchased a computer from the correct section of the store at CompUSA.

Windows XP by Matthew Gill May 9, 2006

Windows XP 

A program first created in secret by Microsoft Corporation and funded by the US Navy, the sole purpose of which was supposed to be to delete files saved onto the hard disk and not allow any external hardware to be installed on the computers of terrorists. Somehow Bill Gates found out that it could, concievably, be used as an operating system and be used by any normal person with a minumum of 6 years computer training. Needless to say, it made him millions.

Godammit, Windows XP is a piece of shit! *bangs computer*

Windows XP by Blizzleair July 14, 2003

Windows XP 

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.

Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.

Windows XP by Brian January 19, 2004

Windows XP 

Back then: one of the best operating systems on the market.

Currently: one of the most overrated old Windows operating systems.

It was as great as it could've been at the time, that's all I can say. But the cartoon-ish blue GUI was no doubt very outdated compared to the more refined Aero UI of Windows 7 (and Vista).

Windows XP didn't really give me fond memories as a child (6-9 y/o), but Win 7 sure did (10-12 y/o).

No one:

Me: Windows XP was meh, but Windows 7 was awesome

Windows XP by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 27, 2021

Windows XP 

A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.

Windows XP by Cornholio August 26, 2003

Windows XP 

An Experimental Project (XP) released upon the masses of computer users, tooted as the latest and greatest operating system, which, in theory sounds great, however in practice, causes nothing more than problems, headaches, and nausea, and high job turnover rates for Network Administrators.

This fucking Windows X-perimental Project has crashed yet again, and insists upon sending an error report to MicroSoft. Un-be-fucking-lieveable. You'd think that after 20 years in the market, they'd have come up with something more stable...

Windows XP by Da Dirty Q-Tip October 18, 2002

Windows XP 

an invention of the nazi's of microsoft to slow down the world and put everyone out of pocket, even the elderly, disabled and anyon else who hapens to live in a country were computers are used, i hope bill gates dies.

Windows XP, the worlds most powerful os, if you dont like computers that are switched on

Windows XP by david October 29, 2003