Wind

Wind is the worse thing imaginable. When it’s October and you put out your decorations for Halloween and the wind has to be a dick and then everything blows away which is a pain in the ass

Person 1 “Hey it’s going to be very windy today”

Person 2 “ Oh crap I just put out my Halloween decorations!!!”

Person 1 “ Really you did, because I can’t see them”

by Money Man!!! October 30, 2019

wind

wind means wynn just in simple english

hello wind

by n0ah43448 July 23, 2021

Wind

Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.

God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

wind shear

A Sudden "wall" of wind, either horizontally or vertically, can be 650 MPH! Planes have to be careful of it. It can make them Crash!

On that flight, she prayed for there to not be any wind shears.

by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Wind Job

a natural phenomenon that occurs when the unharnessed suction power of the earth's winds bring a man to orgasm unexpectedly. The resulting feeling provides new motivation for the affected male to seek a career in renewable energy development.

“I appreciate wind jobs" - Mitt Romney

by Dark Chocolate V2 October 17, 2012

wind-down time

Chilling out time before leaving work for the day. Preferably starting right after lunch time.

Man I can't wait for after lunch for wind-down time to begin.

by I have all the answers December 3, 2014

wind ensemble

The top Band in most high schools. All players must audition for this Band, and there is limited seating. Mostly consisted of kids that only listen to classical music, practice about four hours a day, and go to All-State every year.

music band marching band symphonic band concert band band camp wind ensemble

by Ella Dragonetti October 13, 2013